Tuesday, July 31, 2012
French Proverb
"The dog may be wonderful prose, but only the cat is poetry."
Sunday, July 29, 2012
Dan Greenberg
There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person."
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Monday, July 23, 2012
Thursday, July 19, 2012
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Charles Bukowski | Terminology
I had him in and out of the vet's
for x-rays, consultations, injections,
operations
"anything at all, " I told the doc
"let's try to keep him going..."
one morning I drove over to pick him
up and the girl at the counter
a vast girl in a wrap-around white
nurse's outfit
asked me, "do you want your cat put
to sleep?"
"what?" I asked.
she repeated her
statement.
"put to sleep?" I asked, "you mean
exterminated?"
"well, yes," she said, smiling with her
tiny eyes, then looking at the card
in her hand she said, "oh, I see it was
Mrs. Evans who wanted it done..."
"really?" i asked.
"sorry," she said and walked into the other
room with her card and her sorry fat ass and
her sorry walk and her sorry life and
her sorry death and her sorry Mrs. Evans and
both of their sorry fat shits.
I walked over, sat down and opened up a
cat magazine, then closed it, thinking, it's
just her job, it's something she does, she doesn't
kill the cats.
when she came into the office again she no
longer quite disgusted me and I opened the pages
of the cat magazine again and looked at and turned
the pages as if I had forgotten everything, which
I hadn't
exactly.
Thursday, July 12, 2012
Geoffrey Household
"I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted--but his or her entertainment value."
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
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